
This past Sunday, we finally got to do something we'd been looking forward to for months: we made the trek over to
Michele and Kevin's house to learn how to make
gnocchi--those tiny tender roasted-vegetable pastas you see dried and frozen in the Italian section of the supermarket--and then to eat said gnocchi with a bunch of different homemade and (if I even dare use this word)
authentic sauces. We had originally planned this long long ago when fall was just starting to settle, but with one delay after another (some illness here, some bed and breakfast guests there, a big smattering of winter break blues), it took us until the middle of March to make it a reality. And oh what a reality it was.
Let me start from the beginning, though, just to get all of my grousing out of the way so we can just talk about the gnocchi in a sec.
First, we got lost. Mapquest apparently disagrees with your ridiculous sense of logical direction. One would imagine, sitting as one may be at the end of some silly little keyboard, that perhaps a company in
the business of lefts and rights would know the small yet
crucial differences between the two. This is quite obviously a waste of their time and yours. Mapquest transcends such petty annoyances. And you. It transcends you. I, and I admit that this is foolhardy, might have guessed that the optimal way to travel 500 feet north from an intersection is to go, well,
north. Not so. How silly of me. No, the fastest means of traveling such a small distance north is apparently to drive many miles south in the fog, turn around when you reach a dirt road that continues toward AxeMurder NY, retrace your steps, and eventually stumble upon the location through happenstance. "Now," Mapquest says smugly from the awkwardly centered adspace on the printout on your wife's lap, "aren't you so much happier to find this place now than you would have been to find it immediately? Just think how much more exciting this has been!" "This is a better way we have found. It is! It is!" the 1/4 page ad for yahoo movies chimes in.
The moral of this story is obvious: never trust anything on the internet that isn't
owned by Google. Lucky for us all, there's not much left on the internet which falls outside of those conditions.
When we finally walked in the door of
Hayward House, Michele already had a couple of saute pans bubbling on the stove. There was a rich foaming syrup of browned butter in one and in the other olive oil and whole tomatoes crushed into the building blocks of a sauce the bright red of late summer. Next to them, a pot of salted boiling water chattered breaths of steam out from under its lid. On the long counter, she had spooned out three tidy piles of unbleached white flour and set bowls of roasted eggplant, winter squash, and potato at the ready. This was to be our classroom for the evening, a lively and warm kitchen in their gorgeous house cum bed & breakfast, and these pastas to become our creations and, ultimately, dinner.
Dana took command of the stainless bowl of winter squash, I the container of soupy eggplant mush, while Michele demonstrated the techniques with the soft mound of mashed potato. Under her hands, the potato and salted flour combined quickly and the mix was transformed into thumbprinted pillows within three, maybe four minutes. A pile of soft potato pasta that seemed almost untouched by human hands. Dana took a tiny bit longer with her winter squash, partially because she decided to blaze a trail and use the tines of a fork to mold her pasta into something Michele thought might more rightly be called
Cavatelli. A bit larger than our host's gnocchi but still a spread of beautiful, uniform golden shapes just dimpled by pressure from the fork's flat edge.

And then there was my batch.
Perhaps I started overenthusiastically in spooning roasted eggplant into my flour pile or I simply didn't fully understand the concepts in play here, but I somehow managed to take the same general amount of ingredients and stretch the process to approximately one thousand times its normal length while accidently producing something like a triple batch of pasta. Michele and Dana each made three or four thin rolls of dough, I made so many that I started to run out of room on the counter. Their formed pasta made neat little mounds, mine could hardly be contained by the house we were standing in.




Once I finished, we washed up, boiled the gnocchi, and combined them with the sauces Kevin had prepared in the meantime. The potato went into the pan with the tomatoes, olive oil, and garlic. The winter squash was doused in the brown butter mixture and dried sage from a neighbors' farm, my eggplant went into a fresh green sauce made of roasted garlic, olive oil, and parsley.

I think it's a solid bet that gnocchi will make it into our meal rotation. They satisfy all of the requirements of a regular dinner in our household: they are cheap, they take a bit of hands on effort, they are tasty, and we're not very good at making them. How can you go wrong? It was a really fun night. We had a great time and Michele and Kevin were incredibly generous to both teach and feed us. I hope we can return the favor soon.